Yeah, those words rank pretty high on my worst possible things to hear list, right in between "Dr. Pepper has decided to discontinue all future production" and "University of Utah". But when the wife says smile, you say how many times and for how long...and this time it was approximately 515 times and for 2 hours. I'm pretty sure any dimples in my cheeks are actually there from smile muscle atrophy.
But the great thing about having a smokin' hot wife and the two most darling daughters in the world is that nobody even notices that there is a bald guy in the photo.







